Q 1
PLAYBOY: When confronted with something gruesome,
who is more likely to get queasy, you or your co-star Marg
Helgenberger?
Jorja Fox: Me, for
sure. Marg is one of the strongest and toughest women I've ever met.
Recently, while filming scenes for CSI, she has been in a
meat market working with carcasses, walked through garbage at a
disgusting landfill in Santa Clarita, California and worked in the
pouring rain for days. She's a badass -- she internalizes her
disgust. When Marg, George Eads and I were at that landfill, Marg
went into shock for an hour and barely said anything. We'd ask,
"Marg, are you OK?" and she'd just nod. George was trying not to get
sick, and true to my Lower East Side New York City roots, I was
screaming at the writers, "You guys are fucking crazy! You fucking
suck," for maybe 10 minutes. Because I'm the squeamish one, they
think it's funny to put me on the grossest cases, which they do
consistently. That episode about the high school cheerleader who
gets upset and eats one of her classmates? That was my case.
Q 2
PLAYBOY: Any pranksters on the show?
Jorja Fox: We take
turns. One of the crew members -- who will remain nameless --
brought in a remote-controlled farting device. I had a lot of fun
with that. One day I was in every scene, and as a new actor would
come to the set, I would use the machine. We got Billy Petersen
while he was on camera. And I got Marg in rehearsal. But Marg has a
12-year-old son and she barely blinked. I thought it would get her
so much better than it did. I acted like it was me who had passed
gas, and I just said, "Oh, I'm sorry, excuse me." She got it. But I
was meaner with Billy and acted like he was the one who'd passed
gas. That fart machine entertained us for an entire afternoon.
Q 3
PLAYBOY: Is craft service on CSI different
from other shows?
Jorja Fox: There are
several of us who have a hard time eating at work. If we're doing
something disgusting, I have to wait until it's over before I will
touch food. A couple of months ago I was working with Eric Szmanda
and we were going through a guy's stomach contents. It's season
three and we're feeling cocky, saying, "This doesn't even bother
me." We've got this vomit on the table and we're picking pieces out
of it, trying to decide what the guy had eaten. Then we broke for a
meal, which was pizza that night. It was about 11:30 and we both
said, "Oh yeah, let's have a slice. That sounds great." We went back
to work and were on the set maybe 10 minutes before we were both
completely nauseated.
Q 4
PLAYBOY: Has the show made you more life affirming
or more cautious?
Jorja Fox: Life
affirming. It's left me believing more that if it's your day, it's
your day. I'm not stupid about my own safety, but I'd never want to
be paranoid, either. Death is very close to life. It's always
hovering closer than we'd like to think. But it doesn't scare
me.
Q 5
PLAYBOY: What other franchises are in the works?
CSI: The Hamptons?
Jorja Fox: CSI:
Hawaii would be lovely. The only one I've heard of that seems to
have credence is CSI: London, which would be an interesting
show.
Q 6
PLAYBOY:
What does it say about our society that we can't
seem to get along without a lot of shows about crime and forensics?
Jorja Fox:
We live in a gray world right now, and some of that
grayness is great, certainly where social and moral issues are
concerned. The truth lies somewhere in the middle. That's what makes
CSI so reassuring: It's nice to watch something and find out
without a shadow of a doubt what happened. But the amount of
violence in this country is horrible. Michael Moore, in Bowling
for Columbine -- one of the best movies I've seen in the past 20
years -- asks why America has such a thirst for violence. There are
several good theories: We are only a hundred years from being a
hunter-gatherer society. It's in our genes and we act that way in
our daily lives. I also think people don't have enough sex.
Q 7
PLAYBOY:
Would David Caruso be welcomed on CSI or
would he and Bill Petersen out-earnest each other?
Jorja Fox:
I'd love it if David Caruso were to do a show or
two with us. I think he and Billy would have a good time together,
though I don't know if they'd do it. As far as I'm concerned, David
is welcome anytime, especially if he works with the ladies.
Q 8
PLAYBOY:
Have you used any special investigative or
forensic skills in your personal life?
Jorja Fox:
No. I prefer to use my intuition, which is wrong
half the time. If I were to use too much information from the show,
I would become Howard Hughes paranoid.
Q 9
PLAYBOY:
Have you ever asked for DNA samples from a date?
Jorja Fox:
No. I hope I wouldn't have to, but it's available.
There are a lot of men finding out that they aren't, in fact,
fathers, and it's a healthy thing for them to know one way or the
other.
Q 10
PLAYBOY:
Are people creepier in real life or on television?
Jorja Fox:
I guess that depends on where you hang out. People
are creepy in real life, but there is something much creepier about
people who are seemingly normal but can act like serial killers. But
I have to come to their defense because I'm an actor. The
schizophrenic positions that we put ourselves in for a living are
pretty disturbing to outsiders, but not to me.
Q 11
PLAYBOY:
Which star of a comedy show would you like to see
as a victim on CSI?
Jorja Fox:
Larry David! I'd love to see him naked in the
morgue. I've never met him, but I love his show. He's brilliant and
funny, and it would be great to see him play a corpse.
Q 12
PLAYBOY:
If the cast of Friends is worth millions
of dollars per episode and they just sit around....
Jorja Fox:
Then there's certainly hope for actors everywhere
that there's no ceiling on employment.
Q 13
PLAYBOY:
What's the worst-smelling thing in the lab?
Jorja Fox:
Burned human skin. Sometimes we wish the show were
scratch-and-sniff, because we have to pretend that we're
encountering bad smells all the time. Maybe that's for season four
or five.
Q 14
PLAYBOY:
You go home after filming an episode that
involves a particularly grisly crime. What do you fix for yourself?
Jorja Fox:
Probably a cold beer and a hot bath, and I might
have nightmares. Right now I really like Pilsner Urquell beer -- a
lot.
Q 15
PLAYBOY:
We understand you're allergic to marriage. What
are the symptoms?
Jorja Fox:
Heart palpitations. And a feeling that I can't get
enough oxygen. Cold sweats come with that. A burning desire to get
into a fast car and drive quickly out of state. I have an inability
to properly communicate, then the phone mysteriously breaks so I
can't return calls. I hope to get over it someday, actually. I
believe in true love and commitment and intimacy. That stuff is
great. But, yes, I have this little problem.
Q 16
PLAYBOY:
Do you get out of paying for speeding tickets?
Jorja Fox:
Who says I speed? No, I would never do that. Maybe
there are a couple of things I would try to get out of if caught.
But for the most part, I would take responsibility. I'm not a huge
speeder. I have a speed warning on my car. I set it at a certain
speed and try not to go over it. But when I'm in the car and the
music is up, I could look down and be 20, 25 miles over the limit.
Q 17
PLAYBOY:
For security reasons, have you been thoroughly
frisked lately?
Jorja Fox:
Yeah, actually, I have. Isn't it a normal part of
air travel these days? I took a flight with Gary Dourdan and
George. We were flying first-class from Los Angeles to Vegas and
had one-way tickets. We were stopped at every possible point along
the way, probably six times. Our shoes were off, our pants were
rolled up. My shirt was up to here, the guys' shirts were off. It
was kind of fun to share that with two other people. I realize it
was because of the one-way tickets. I support the airlines and the
things they have to do to keep travel safe, but that one was a bit
much -- a threesome frisk. I saw parts of George and Gary that I
hadn't noticed before. And that was comforting.
Q 18
PLAYBOY:
We understand you can play Stairway to
Heaven on guitar. Do you do any other solo tributes?
Jorja Fox:
I have never been good at cover songs, mostly
because it's so obvious that you can't play when you do them. If I
make something up, I can fool people for a while. But the minute
you offer up a song people know, they find out whether you're good
or not. I can play a little bit of Van Morrison and Traffic, some
Beatles stuff and a little Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young. I was
madly in love with a boy in junior high school who played guitar.
I picked up the guitar because I thought it would be a way to hang
out with him. When I stopped hanging out with him, I kept playing.
I have a 1967 Rickenbacker hollow-body electric. It's beautiful.
And I have a Yamaha acoustic, a brilliant guitar. It was a gift
from some friends many years ago. Having a guitar that beautiful
inspires me to get better.
Q 19
PLAYBOY:
Besides your name, what do you have alternative
spellings for?
Jorja Fox:
My mom made up Jorja. I spent the first 10 years
of my life convincing people that I knew how to spell my name.
Everyone tried to tell me I couldn't spell. I'm not a good talker.
I'm not very verbal, so I don't have alternative names for most
things. I'm lucky if I can get something out that's more than two
syllables. In English.
Q 20
PLAYBOY:
Has anyone made a charming play on your last
name? And how did you reward it?
Jorja Fox:
Yes. I stayed for breakfast.